I am not going to warn people that there are parts of this web space that may be offensive, that is a given, especially if you know me. I can occasionally be very offensive. My friends deal with it. If you can’t–you ain’t my friend, and I’ll get over it. Just like you’ll go away–RIGHT?

If you know me, or think you know me, or whatever…I’m not going to ask you to go away. This is my life. That was my past. I own it all, and I’m not afraid to admit it.

Unless, of course, you’re my kid. Then get the hell outta here. You oughtta know better.

The above was written circa 1997 – yes, I HAVE been doing this for THAT long. I started out on Diaryland, went to Crosswinds, then Geocities. At some point in 2000 I purchased http://timewaits.com and the rest is, as they say, history.

So … here I am again. I’ve been doing this off an on since 1997, sometimes taking breaks as long as two years in between. But it seems like I always come back.

I am just a woman. I don’t have any tips to offer, I can’t tell you how to refinish anything and I am far from being a young mother.

Hang around a while though and at some point I might make you laugh.