Well Fuck It …

I’ve been up ten minutes and I am already pissed off first, here’s the assHOLE in San Antonio:

Butch Armstrong said the fence has helped to buffer the sound between the school and his home [ … ], a short street running behind the schoolyard, but noise is still a problem. He would like the district to change a traffic pattern that has a long line of cars dropping off and retrieving children at the rear of the school and to monitor the property so community members do not use the school grounds on nights and weekends.

[ … ]

According to a Universal City police report, Armstrong told an officer that “police, fire, ambulances and the USAF training jets are not unreasonable, but the noise coming from the elementary school was.”

OMFG.

And this, well this is just quite possibly one of the stupidest things EVER.

And allergies?  Yes, allergies can kiss my FAT ass.

ERM … that would be MY allergies, NOT Malia’s allergies.

OMG – I am Officially an IDIOT

Joe Hill, author Heart Shaped Box, is Stephen King’s son.

Shoot me.

What the HELL kind of fan am I?

Well actually, the kind of fan who purchased and enjoyed the book without having brains enough to know who the author’s father was (uh yeah, that would my favorite author).

But STILL.

What a ma-ROON!

What the Heck is the Deal?

It’s like the newest designer thing to have – twins.

Bob & Tom said this morning that the latest Celebrity Multiples Mommy-to-Be is Jenna Jameson. Personally, I don’t understand how the woman even managed to GET pregnanat, she’s been about the most emaciated thing that walks for the past year or so, not half so pretty as she used to be.

Anyway – WTF?

Is it natural for SO many celebrity to have twins. It seems like one out of every two famous baby-makers are loaded up with twins!

  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Nancy Grace
  • Marcia Cross
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Julia Roberts
  • Marcia Gay Harden
  • Martie Maguire
  • Geena Davis
  • Patrick Dempsey (his wife actually gave birth)
  • Angela Bassett
  • Denzel Washington (his wife actually gave birth)
  • Holly Robinson-Peete
  • Lisa Marie Presley
  • Mia Hamm
  • Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs (a woman actually gave birth)
  • Rebecca Romijin
  • Diana Krall
  • Holly Hunter (who the hell KNEW?)