brown paper packages

Yeah, I don’t have enough to stress this time of year. I got four adult people who absolutely refuse to give me a hint of any kind of what they might like to find under the tree from Santa, I got a high maintenance kid who’s birthday is three days before Christmas (yes, I am fully aware of the fact that I actually CHOSE her friggin birthday – SHUT UP), I got the anniversary of my mother’s death five days before Christmas, I got actual CHRISTMAS … and now I gotta worry about the end of the world on 12/21/12. I should actually be HOPEFUL, because the end of the world would pretty much wipe out the OTHER things I stress about this time of year.

:: sigh ::

Though it would save me a butt-load of angst, y’all know how my luck runs and the world is NOT gonna end in ten days.

What is it they say? “Keep Calm and Carry On“? Good advice for someone whose usual modus operandi is “Act Hysterical and Give Up.”

Eh … Oh! here’s some awesome news: BigD is home! Yay!!!!! No only is he home, as in not out of town, but he’s actually HOME today. Of course, having him home all day usually turns into chaos of one form or another but that’s a chance I don’t mind taking.

Beside, he’s all doped up so … what kind of trouble can he cause?

Okay, off to fiddle around with some shit.